So it’s a Tuesday. I’m in South East London patrolling the Camberwell area, assessing a few contenders for London’s Coolest Bar Top 10. It’s raining; cats, dogs, wardrobes, sheds, you name it. It is also the first night of the Champion’s League football on TV but I’m due at a whisky tasting at The Lonsdale in Notting Hill. That’s west London and there’s a problem with the Hammersmith & Shitty Line. But I’m in Camberwell, and it’s raining cats, dogs, etc....
There are moments in the life of a football-loving, rain-averse, south Londoner when questions intrinsically pop into one’s damp-leaking mind like “is this possibly the worst umbrella in the world’s?”, “are jeans the most porous of all clothes?”, and sometimes simply “whhhhhhhyyyyy?”; followed swiftly by “this better be bloody worth it!”
And you know what? It was.
A young, bespectacled whisky expert from drinks giant, Diageo, is in attendance, looking very dapper. He has a healthy obsession with Brylcreem and is sporting a waistcoat and jacket combo; obviously a connoisseur and a gentleman at heart. He looks like he knows a thing or two about blends and single malts.
A chap stood next to me is conversing with a waitress, who is trying to offer him a menu. “Oh no thank you. I know what I want already. I’ve been here before and you have a very nice chicken caesar salad.” He’s confident.
Before we start the tasting we’re given a quick history lesson on Scottish whisky. I learn that the Egyptians two and half thousand years ago were the first to produce drinkable alcohol for medicinal purposes. I learn that whisky is basically beer without the hops. I learn that barley is the most important aspect of making whisky. I learn that whisky only turns brown because of the barrels that it’s housed in. I learn that a single malt whisky has to be aged for a minimum of 3 years to be called such. I learn that whisky is as much about the nose, as it is the palette, and the finish (the linger).
Having learnt a lot and not drunk a drop yet I’m anxious to get started.
The Glenkinchie is thin, inoffensive and slightly citrus on the end. The first sip warms my cockles. The second warms my ears. By the time I’ve tucked into the third, my toes are nice and toasty, even though no one knows I’ve sneakily removed my wet shoes under the table. The opulence of The Lonsdale really seals the deal for me; a smart, bright, sparkly interior puts a man to thinking he might stay a while. And indeed I did just that.
The second tipple is created at the distillery that is Scotland’s highest, and the UK’s wettest place, apparently: the Dalwhinnie 15 year. I’m getting the hang of tasting using the entire tongue, not rushing to get the golden hued liquid to the back of my throat. This is my favourite of the evening. It’s spicier and aided by the consumption of several Rococo chocolates at the table.
The third is the Singleton of Dufftown 12 year from Speyside, which is richer, and almost tastes of toffee. Our journey then takes us onto the Isle of Skye, for the Talisker 10 year, which is attached to the best story of the evening - one in which the teacher confesses to digging up peat when half cut on Talisker - and is naturally smokier than the rest due to said peat. It’s also apparently rather tidy when drizzled over smoked salmon; yeh.
The final mystery whiskey, which has been staring at us all evening from the centre of our map, turns out to be a blend: the new Johnny Walker Double Black. It’s not to my liking though.
Lesson over, rains cease. I leave The Lonsdale with a happier face than when I entered, plus a clearer comprehension of the world of whisky AND Notting Hill’s swanky little hidden gem. I text a friend who has been watching the football, and attempt to type the word ‘fancied’ into my phone. The predictive text offers me ‘damaged’ instead. How appropriately inappropriate. Manchester United complete a nil-nil score bore in the Champions League. It’s then I decide it’s good to get wet sometimes.
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